10 MUST READ books that changed my life and will change yours By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read Tits, Memes, and GIFs: Owning social media We the People: Democracy’s Achilles Heel Atlas Shagged & The Virtues of Being Selfish in Bed. Ayn Rand’s erotic philosophy Selling Yourself Short in a Buyer’s Market Sound Informed-Sound Obnoxious: Picking the conspiracy theory that is right for you Everything’s Offensive: What liberals must keep doing to annoy... More
Jack Rabbits By Seamus O'Sparks on March 12, 2017 — 1 min read Jack Rabbits All the potheads are just tolerating life And the pot makes ‘em dumb Dumb enough to get by Just like republicans are dumb Conspiracy theorists are dumb And religious people and weathermen And entrepreneurs and jack rabbits And because they’re dumb they think they’re sharp But they are dumb Too dumb to know... More
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2015 — 1 min read Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!! HOLE IN THE WALL, Forever Town, Dead Love Club, Chasca. I don’t want to say anything to offend anybody. And by anything I mean words such as: nipple, aborigine, or CONSPIRACY THEORIES: THE MODERN BABA YAGA. So, in conclusion, once upon a time-Alsivado Fior woke to found he was... More
So, it’s almost election time By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2014 — 1 min read So, it’s almost election time, Ebola is in our lives, and-well-people are just running on raw nerves. Let’s not forget our humanity in all this. I’d like to say that I have friends of all different stripes. I have friends who are: Rabid Conservatives, conspiracy theorists, new agers, Christians, cynical atheists, pro-lifers, radical environmentalists, creationists,... More