EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS By Seamus O'Sparks on December 21, 2015 — 2 mins read EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS (LONG POST WARNING) SEAMUS: Hi Santa, thanks for being here. It really is an honor to meet you. SANTA: Thank you (coughs). Thanks. SEAMUS: So, there are so many things people would like to know. I think I’ll start by asking, why have you taken such a long leave of... More
Here’s a rare example of my getting involved in any kind of political dispute By Seamus O'Sparks on August 3, 2014 — 4 mins read Warning-this will be long and boring, Here’s a rare example of my getting involved in any kind of political dispute. But, this time I just couldn’t resist. Context: on a friend’s page there was a political discussion that quickly devolved into here’s why one side is better than the other. In the course of that... More
Man, I voted and it was tense! By Seamus O'Sparks on November 2, 2010 — 1 min read Man, I voted and it was tense! I wanted to vote straight ticket but I noticed there was no Communist option. So I said, real loud too, “Hey, I want to vote straight Communist ticket but there’s no option here…Anyone? Hey, Godless Commie needs assistance in booth 6…” Yeah, I got the stink-eye, man. More