Young White Slim Blond By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read Young, white, slim, blond Arrogant as an atom bomb So much so That when I asked the clerk A question about cigarettes Young white slim blond Took the liberty Of impatiently answering It made me want to crack her skull open Pull out her brain And remove her ego So that I could pinpoint Exactly... More
Question About Wal*Mart…. By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read I had a terrible stink on me yesterday. At first it was tolerable-I’d say a level 2 stink. But then I went to Walgreens and holy balls. I had stink on my stink. Here’s the weird part: it seemed to be a situational stink. Outside of Walgreens, it was a natural stink…a nice stink even.... More
The Bones of Cuauhtémoc By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2017 — 28 mins read The Bones of Cuauhtémoc -He dreams and dreams Kiko and the lavender moon- An hour out of Laredo we stopped for gas at an all-night convenience store. We were heading towards Brownsville Texas on US Route 83. The van smelled like stale sweat, salted nuts, and sour farts. That was the way rock n roll... More
2016 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE ?? By Seamus O'Sparks on January 1, 2016 — 2 mins read 2016 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE ??-KINKY REVELATIONS FROM THE OLD GODS ON THE NEW YEAR-LONG POST: TOUGH TITTY I have seen a number of posts decrying the year 2015 as foul. I hear ye. FEAR NOT! You may not know this but I’m pretty astute when it comes to reading the energy patterns... More
Does anybody want a Darth Vader? By Seamus O'Sparks on December 22, 2015 — 1 min read Does anybody want a Darth Vader? He followed me home from the latest Star Wars movie. He’s bad. He says things like, “Obi Wan is here” and ‘I’ll get you!” And he steals my cigarettes. No one can get any sleep around here and the cat’s been traumatized. I won’t even tell you what he... More
Well I’ve had a RARE morning By Seamus O'Sparks on December 17, 2015 — 1 min read Well I’ve had a RARE morning. Thomas Hobbes described man’s pre-civilized “natural” state as, “nasty, brutish, and short.” So what has life become here in our post-natural, hyper-civilized condition? I’d describe it as, “irritating, pointless, and rushed.” Here’s an example of what I’m talking about: my neighborhood is filled with owls. They’re everywhere. It used... More
I need some heavy advice By Seamus O'Sparks on December 12, 2015 — 1 min read I need some heavy advice. On my way home from work I heard something in the woods. I went to investigate and discovered that a baby Dracula had been abandoned. I didn’t know what to do so I took him home. I don’t know tiddly-twat about babies or Draculas. IS there a number I should... More
Egokick put a story about Gwenyth Paltrow in my feed By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2014 — 2 mins read Egokick put a story about Gwenyth Paltrow in my feed. I had to talk to them about it: Hi Egokick. I’m Seamus. One of your stories appeared in my “feed.” Initially I was not sure why your story was in my feed. Then I lit a cigarette and took a strong pop of rye and... More
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE… By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE…Rick Dyer didn’t count on me finding him on GOOGLE+! A day off +the information age= HI RICK! It’s your pal Seamus from Facebooks! We must have gotten a bad connection or something. Your page won’t let me gush praise for you anymore. I wonder why that is? Do... More
And fooey, couldn’t get 20 likes By Seamus O'Sparks on May 15, 2013 — 2 mins read And fooey, couldn’t get 20 likes. There’s a lot of things I can’t get. And I’ll never get used to it. But, I think this dream was pretty interesting and I’d be curious to hear some individual notions of what it all could mean. And now, pathologies productions presents, “Dream a Little Dream” I was... More