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WHERE HAVE YOU GONE JOE DIMAGGIO? WHAT ABOUT YOU, MUHAMMAD ALI?

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 30, 2015 — 1 min read

Oh man, I get to get away from it all in about 20 mins. I can’t wait. I’m not going very far, but the point is: I’M GOING. And I haven’t “gone” in a long time. Too long. My nerves are all raw ground beef from the daily rounds of customer service/music swindle. So, I’m... More

The Fossil Riley Multifunction Ceramic Watch

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 2, 2014 — 1 min read

Facebook keeps telling me that I might like the Fossil Riley Multifunction Ceramic Watch. I’m not sure why. They keep suggesting that I might like “that” post. I told them to eat fuck and still they keep pushing their jive on me. This is why we are driven mad in the airports, and mad by... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.