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Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking.

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking. You know what else is totally awesome? Polyamory. Does anybody want to get together sometime and do some binge drinking and polyamory? I think it would be cool. People look cool when they do that … and when they smoke. I can’t do polyamory or binge... More

I have drank so much vodka this morning

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2014 — 1 min read

I have drank so much vodka this morning that I can’t even feel my swollen throbbing epiglottis. Everyone else is not as good at drinking vodka than me. More

I drink a lot

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 25, 2011 — 1 min read

I drink a lot. I drink vodka every morning that my gut feels sour. And my gut always feels sour. This morning was no different except that I took Rod Stewart out to breakfast. Rod’s all spit and no balls these days. He kept winking at me and asking me to cut his steak. He... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.