Question About Wal*Mart…. By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read I had a terrible stink on me yesterday. At first it was tolerable-I’d say a level 2 stink. But then I went to Walgreens and holy balls. I had stink on my stink. Here’s the weird part: it seemed to be a situational stink. Outside of Walgreens, it was a natural stink…a nice stink even.... More
READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2016 — 1 min read READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND: TONIGHT!!!! At 9:00 pm!! The TUESDAY MIRACLE happens. It happens at The Phantom Room in San Antonio! San Antonio, as you know, is called MIRACLE CITY. Making the miracle tonight will be Wayne E. Holtz, Fea, Michael Turnini (Music), and those horse whipping bastards, Chasca. Tuesday is... More
Football Season Begins By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2014 — 3 mins read Man did I have a rare evening last night. I went out with some friends and we met up with some friends of friends. Well, these friends of friends wanted to go to this sports bar called, JUGGIES. This is one of those places were large bosomed women sling pilsner beers and dehydrated meats to... More
Mike Tyson is hawking his book By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read Mike Tyson is hawking his book. And somewhere there is a drunk Alien telecoming back to his galaxy to say, “Yeah, dude, they’re ALL fucking waterheads ’round here.” Or maybe not…Maybe this creature-let’s call him Gabe…Maybe Gabe is pouring himself an eye-opener and dialing in some porn and in between his huminuh huminuh is thinking,... More