HOUSTON- Chasca is coming to EAT The Concert Pub North this FRIDAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2016 — 1 min read HOUSTON- Chasca is coming to EAT The Concert Pub North this FRIDAY! BEES will swarm, WOMEN will swoon, MEN will blush, DOGS will bark. We’re opening the night for Hookers & BLOW (in that order) and Don Jamieson of That Metal Show. We play at 9:30 pm. Hookers & blow and Thunderbolts and raw alligator... More
Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read Well, the worst has happened. Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page. I’m not sure why? All I did was tell him how great he was and ask him if he thought there were bees in Heaven... More
The Little Drummer Boy” By Seamus O'Sparks on December 23, 2013 — 1 min read I love that song “The Little Drummer Boy.” I love the message of how if you don’t have much money you can make a present of your talent. I don’t have much money. So last night, after hearing that song again, I took my snare drum down to the newborn wing of the hospital. I... More
Ahem…I like Lord Byron By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2013 — 1 min read THIS POST WENT ON TOO LONG BUT DAMN, IT WANTED TO SAY ALL THESE THINGS!!!!!! Ahem…I like Lord Byron. I like his style. He was, they say, “mad,bad,and dangerous to know.” CHASCA PLAYS THIS SATURDAY AT THE RED EYED FLY IN AUSTIN. Chasca, they say, is a romantic band. I like The Romantics(in this case... More
There’s something about what consumer culture does to the countenance By Seamus O'Sparks on June 6, 2013 — 1 min read There’s something about what consumer culture does to the countenance. I have seen some of the most gnarled and gnarly faces made in the name of humping the ultimate bargain out of somebody. But today I saw what had to be the most revolting and honest expression of the toll the free market system takes... More
Alright people, Chasca plays this Friday at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin By Seamus O'Sparks on February 7, 2013 — 1 min read Alright people, Chasca plays this Friday at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin. No fooling. I was trying to explain this to the people in Wal-Mart yesterday. But all they wanted to hear was how great America was and what the rollback prices were and why can’t you carry deadly snakes onto a bus…So they... More
I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? By Seamus O'Sparks on January 24, 2013 — 1 min read I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? That’s right: Rod Stewart. Be forewarned, he IS coming to the CHASCA SHOW at THE TRIPLE CROWN this SATURDAY JANUARY 26th. He showed up at my door last night smelling like lust and bees. HE ate all my candies, drank all... More
Happy National Pierogi Day!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 8, 2012 — 1 min read Happy National Pierogi Day!!! That’s right, let’s take time on this chilly autumnal day to celebrate that steamy little dynamo of a dumpling: the pierogi. Pierogi are from Poland. They’re little dumplings filled, typically, with potato, cheese, onions, and grapes. And they are DEE-LICIOUS! Later I’m gonna’ go eat some with Rod Stewart. He always... More
At the bar last night I tried to use a bee dance to attract some lovers By Seamus O'Sparks on July 27, 2011 — 1 min read At the bar last night I tried to use a bee dance to attract some lovers. I zigged, I zagged, I buzzed to and fro. The women still had a dark place in their hearts for me. A cowboy shoved me and called me UnAmerican. A dog snarled. I was stripped naked and run out... More
Chasca has its first endorsement deal! By Seamus O'Sparks on June 21, 2011 — 1 min read Chasca has its first endorsement deal! We proudly endorse the national chain of Happy Howie’s restaurants. Come to Happy Howie’s for their famous Cobra Platter! The Knuckle Soup can’t be beat! The Boar Face with Horse-Whipped Potato Glaze is divine! Free Gum-Loaf with George Takei sauce! Come to Happy Howie’s! The Bee Chops are extra... More