27 Questions By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More
I try to drink one glass of red wine a day… By Seamus O'Sparks on February 4, 2016 — 1 min read I try to drink one glass of red wine a day… And ten beers a night. More
Here are some new lyrics I wrote for a BRAND NEW chasca song By Seamus O'Sparks on June 15, 2015 — 1 min read Here are some new lyrics I wrote for a BRAND NEW chasca song. I’d like to get you opinion on them. You know how some songs have hidden/deeper meanings-this is one. I’m going through my John Lennon tell the painful truth of my life phase as an artist. ENJOY: Sometimes Junior does things Sometimes when... More
I shouldn’t but I’m gonna By Seamus O'Sparks on August 5, 2014 — 3 mins read I shouldn’t but I’m gonna’. Here is the latest in the little FB imbroglio I have gotten myself involved in. This a response to a response elicited by my previous gibbering. Some of it is actually funnier if you don’t have the full thread to view. I’m officially part of the problem…: Nice! Yeah-I can... More
So at jury duty yesterday By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read So at jury duty yesterday the assistant D.A. was asking us questions to feel us out. She was cute. She asked me if I had a problem with people who used marijuana recreationally? I said, most people I knew used it dogmatically. Yeah-they would smoke and watch the weather channel and preach and rail about... More
Had jury duty today By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read Had jury duty today. They kicked me out. Apparently you can’t bring beer into court…AS I was hustled out of there I yelled, “I’m not out of order-you’re out of order! The WHOLE FREAKIN’ SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!!! You won’t have Seamus O Sparks to kick around anymore!!!!! Wonder who will be on my... More
Tonight-Chasca By Seamus O'Sparks on April 15, 2011 — 1 min read Tonight-Chasca! Glitter, dwarves, toads, Gandalfs! It’s Fear and Loathing in Middle Earth-We had two bags of grass, seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, ring of doom, salt shaker full of cocaine, dildo, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, monkey’s paw, five hobbit sized Hustler magazines, plus... More