Anyone else hear about the bear attack By Seamus O'Sparks on August 26, 2016 — 1 min read Anyone else hear about the bear attack near Thompson’s Island in San Marcos? More
THE BEAR IS BACK!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2015 — 1 min read THE BEAR IS BACK!!! And now he can ROCK the BIG New Year’s Eve party with Chasca TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse!!! It’s the NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE!!!! Come celebrate the miracle tonight and don’t be afraid to get a little on you…OH, and Junior will be eating a bug…TONIGHT!!!! More
Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read Well, the worst has happened. Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page. I’m not sure why? All I did was tell him how great he was and ask him if he thought there were bees in Heaven... More
That which does not kill us By Seamus O'Sparks on March 2, 2014 — 1 min read That which does not kill us makes us stronger…except for bear attacks. More
Seamus O Sparks at Manhole – Chicago. By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2013 — 1 min read Wow! So many friendly guys here! I’ve never been given so many piggy back rides in my life. What does it mean if someone claims to be a bear? Oh man, with this kind of welcoming vibe, I’m staying!!!! I <3 Manhole!!!! More
Monday you smell like bears By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2011 — 1 min read Monday you smell like bears Monday another weekend and no orgies Monday you are tuesday’s Hannibal Barca Monday small governments can still have huge appetites Monday no more long sinewy thighs Monday and I’m still prepared to vomit Monday and Friday I was a Titan Monday purloined my keys Monday and my vision isn’t any... More