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I got one of those new man thong bathing suits

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 18, 2014 — 1 min read

I got one of those new man thong bathing suits. You know, the kind that only wraps around one leg and covers naught but your “ego.” I don’t care for it. It’s too big and it falls off. I mean, the strap is fine but the pouch won’t work on me. I got the smallest... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.