Well, we are a week out from the election By Seamus O'Sparks on November 16, 2016 — 1 min read Well, we are a week out from the election and the chips have fallen like morals in the great southern Babylon. After reading many things on Facebook and watching the news and hearing people and taking it all in, I think it’s time that we come together, as a nation, and take a moment to... More
BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2014 — 1 min read BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? I ate this stuff. It sucks. Why do we have it? Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE Chef Boyardee. When I was a kid they used to have these things called, Roller Coasters. Those were awesome. They were wavy pasta with meatballs. And those meatballs-mannnnn…I don’t know what is or was in... More
I had a dream last night. Chasca played a show at the biggest venue in town and nobody showed up. By Seamus O'Sparks on July 7, 2012 — 1 min read I had a dream last night. Chasca played a show at the biggest venue in town and nobody showed up. Nobody, except Glenn Frey. And he booed after every song. He was pretty drunk too. He was definitely Glenn Frey. We finished our set and I was in tears. He walked up to me and... More
I am in a vile mood today By Seamus O'Sparks on April 9, 2011 — 1 min read I am in a vile mood today. I was at a hip bakery looking for answers when I ran into The Whore of Babylon. She bought me a gluten-free muffin. She offered me many obscene kingdoms. I said, “No thanks, I’m only in it for THE ROCK.” She purred and said, “Rock is dead, lover.”... More