DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2015 — 1 min read DON’T READ THIS-ANOTHER POST GOT OUT OF HAND: DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD (FREUD WINS) SEAMUS FINDS TRUE LOVE? Wowzer, I had a really graphic erotic dream about one of you-my FB friends, last night. It was so detailed that I woke up sweating and clutching a crucifix. Wanna’ know who it was? Come to The... More
Who IS Seamus O Sparks? By Seamus O'Sparks on November 25, 2013 — 1 min read Who IS Seamus O Sparks? What kind of bats are buzzing around his belfry? I was given the number 9. I love movies about cavemen, inbreds, and cannibals. I hope they make a movie about inbred cavemen cannibals soon. The most interesting dream I ever had: I was a soldier in Vietnam. We were walking... More
Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2012 — 1 min read Man, I’m surrounded by respectable citizens, and good church going folk, and tax payers, and star spangles, and devils…I can’t wait ’till I get arrested or rich and get to be surrounded by sodomites and nymphomaniacs and lost souls and legitimately decent people. A man’s wish should exceed his grasp, yes yes? And here’s to... More