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I took one of those in-depth personality tests

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 28, 2014 — 1 min read

I took one of those in-depth personality tests and it appears that I am a FUCK type personality. I’m a FUCK! Here’s how FUCKs are described: Everything you do has an ulterior motive. Chasca Halloween Night at Triple Crown w/ Buzz ‘n Bangs and 4orms Though you disdain people you are a people pleaser which... More

Hi everyone

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 27, 2013 — 1 min read

Hi everyone. I know you’re all busy chewing out spouses, faxing attorneys, and finding a cure for Proteus Syndrome BUT I have to wish you all a HAPPY MIRACLE DAY. Today-June 27th-is MIRACLE DAY! Take time to appreciate all the many mini miracles in your life today! Miracles are everywhere:Kittens, quaaludes, burps, cashews…They’re all miracles... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.