Our Father, which art in Wal*Mart By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2014 — 1 min read Our Father, which art in Wal*Mart Hallowed be thy name Thy kingdom come That all be dumb On Earth As they are in Wal*Mart For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory For ever and ever One Wal*Mart to rule them all One Wal*Mart to find them One Wal*Mart to bring them all,... More
The Fossil Riley Multifunction Ceramic Watch By Seamus O'Sparks on January 2, 2014 — 1 min read Facebook keeps telling me that I might like the Fossil Riley Multifunction Ceramic Watch. I’m not sure why. They keep suggesting that I might like “that” post. I told them to eat fuck and still they keep pushing their jive on me. This is why we are driven mad in the airports, and mad by... More
Well, 2013 is winding down By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2013 — 1 min read Well, 2013 is winding down. And what a year it was: Trayvon Martin became our national martyr, Phil Robertson became a totem of free speech, and Miley Cyrus became the boundary-pushing force du jour. Once upon a time it was Medgar Evers, Allen Ginsberg, and Janis Joplin…Congratulations 21st Century America-we officially suck. More