KLBJ BLOCKED MY EMAIL!!! >:( By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2019 — 2 mins read Can one or all of you please tell the world via your FB that KLBJ blocked me from sending emails to them. I’ve sent a few emails their way, the last was to the Bob and Dudley show asking them to plug my autobiography on the air. The book is about my life as a... More
SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More
The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart By Seamus O'Sparks on February 8, 2017 — 6 mins read VERY VERY LONG POST: The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart Today I’m going to be a good Facebooker…make that a good AMERICAN, and kvetch about something, after the fact, that I can’t effect change on, and I don’t have all the details/data about. I’m going to bitch... More
MORE TROUBLE-SEAMUS VS DROPBOX By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2016 — 2 mins read MORE TROUBLE-SEAMUS VS DROPBOX (Long Post Warning): We noticed you logged into Dropbox using Mobile Safari on iOS from United States* at 01:23 PM GMT-07:00. You can check on this and other login events by visiting your account page. Happy Dropboxing! – The Dropbox Team P.S. Learn how to protect your account. *Location approximated by... More
MESSAGE TO HUMANA INSURANCE By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2016 — 2 mins read MESSAGE TO HUMANA INSURANCE (LONG POST WARNING): Hello, Humana. My name is James Martin. I’m contacting you on Facebook because I couldn’t find an email for you anywhere…at least not without going through the rigamarole of “signing in” to your website. And I didn’t want to do that. As a client of yours, I don’t... More
LONG POST WARNING/ FELLOW MUSIC FOLK TAKE HEED By Seamus O'Sparks on April 26, 2016 — 3 mins read LONG POST WARNING/ FELLOW MUSIC FOLK TAKE HEED. How do you deal with music “industry” people trying to hoodwink you? In Chasca, we send them lots of emails. Hi Mike, this is Seamus from Chasca. I am responding to the message you posted on our Facebook page. Thanks for contacting us! I told our manager... More
I AM WOMAN-PAY ME MORE!?!?! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 19, 2015 — 2 mins read I AM WOMAN-PAY ME MORE!?!?! Long post warning I like women. They’re neat. Sometimes I wear their clothes. I definitely try to get “weird” and “diabolical” with them as often as possible. WOMEN-I salute you. I say all of this because I just saw a report on KXAN about women not getting paid as much... More
I am going to start posting rants using an ALTER-EGO By Seamus O'Sparks on May 26, 2015 — 1 min read Apropos of my contempt for a great many thingsb(none of you of course <3) I am going to start posting rants using an ALTER-EGO. I realize, of course, that I-Seamus-am already an alter ego. I am confident that I have PLENTY of ego to alter. Besides, I get a little bored being Seamus ALL the... More
Why is everybody’s dial set to asshole today? By Seamus O'Sparks on February 12, 2015 — 1 min read I’m not supposed to post from work but, zingus: why is everybody’s dial set to asshole today? So far, among many things, I’ve had an hombre work his machismo out over a plastic heart necklace, some fappy wasp boy cry “hucksterism” and hang up the phone on me, a non-English speaker from Kokovoko hiss and... More
I shouldn’t but I’m gonna By Seamus O'Sparks on August 5, 2014 — 3 mins read I shouldn’t but I’m gonna’. Here is the latest in the little FB imbroglio I have gotten myself involved in. This a response to a response elicited by my previous gibbering. Some of it is actually funnier if you don’t have the full thread to view. I’m officially part of the problem…: Nice! Yeah-I can... More