Young White Slim Blond By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read Young, white, slim, blond Arrogant as an atom bomb So much so That when I asked the clerk A question about cigarettes Young white slim blond Took the liberty Of impatiently answering It made me want to crack her skull open Pull out her brain And remove her ego So that I could pinpoint Exactly... More
Ulysses Deranged By Seamus O'Sparks on September 19, 2017 — 1 min read Maybe he’s a hero That’s what some people say But you wouldn’t know it by looking at him Not with those pig eyes And blood crusted ears How could this geek be responsible for destroying Troy He gibbers and eats flies He stinks Do you know who I’m talking about Ulysses-the germ He of the... More
Race Mixing By Seamus O'Sparks on September 17, 2017 — 1 min read I walked down the street A black guy on his bicycle rode past me I waved and smiled He nodded and smiled back That’s how it sometimes works In small town Texas And that was how we fought The good fight today More
Stay Away from People By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More
Don’t scare the nice people By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read Hola, FB-long time no speak. Thanks for reading my poetic drivel (those of you that have). More than a couple of folks have expressed concern, directly to me, over the heavy vibe of my last couple of efforts. What can I say-it’s what came out of me. Alora…here’s a poem that should straighten everything out... More
A Poem, by damn, When he Should be Filling out Applications for a New Life By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read I wish I had a huge cock Something to split the crotch of the world While death jerked me off I’d name my penis, “Burps.” “Easy Burps” I’d say Then I’d do all the porno The women would make a bug-eyed squirm And the men would wiggle in doubt I’d love the life Lips to... More
I dared, I tried By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2017 — 1 min read I dared to live I lived to try Too dirty to love Too dear to I Dire devilry Revelry wry Weird delivery Dreary was I I tried to write I dared to try Too tired to dread Too wired to die More
Thoughts while eating Pad Thai after therapy By Seamus O'Sparks on July 18, 2017 — 1 min read There is the word, there is man Of the world, and the light To puke his way past To reason his way out Liver of life Dier of deaths He can’t remember when the sun wasn’t a hard-boiled egg yolk Stuck to the sky The man, created he shopping malls and soda pop in his... More
I once loved a girl… By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2017 — 1 min read I once loved a girl who was Finnish During sex she would not let me finish Her manner was mannish I cursed her in Spanish Then rubbed one out into her spinach More
Nothing Gold Can Stay (but shit sticks around forever)…sorry Pony Boy By Seamus O'Sparks on May 12, 2017 — 1 min read Nature’s first foul is waste Her hardest tang to taste Her daily dump’s released But never to be ceased Then rank compounds to rank So Eden sank in stank So toil supplants play Shit never goes away More