27 Questions By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More
10 MUST READ books that changed my life and will change yours By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read Tits, Memes, and GIFs: Owning social media We the People: Democracy’s Achilles Heel Atlas Shagged & The Virtues of Being Selfish in Bed. Ayn Rand’s erotic philosophy Selling Yourself Short in a Buyer’s Market Sound Informed-Sound Obnoxious: Picking the conspiracy theory that is right for you Everything’s Offensive: What liberals must keep doing to annoy... More
Glad to see another trend sweeping FB By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 1 min read We need trends. Here’s a list of 10 non-fiction books I have written but couldn’t get published. One of them is a lie, the rest are just tedious. How to Score With Babes When They Find You Repulsive When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window- A Christian Guide to Burglary Binge Your Way... More
This looked like a fun study break… By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read Using only ONE word… It’s not as easy as you think! Where is your phone? Here Your hair? Lackluster Your dad? Dead Your favorite food? Caloric Your dream last night? Wet Your favorite drink? Horchata Fear? Hillbillies Favorite Shoes? Heels Favorite way to relax? Masturbate Your mood? Irritable I love? Tits Where were you last... More
In these divided political times… By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2017 — 1 min read …it can be hard to get a sense of things. The right accuses the left of misrepresentation and vice versa. So, I thought it would be informative to get the opinions of those folks who exist beyond the range of politics. In this alternate facts fake news age, perhaps seeking input from the world of... More
WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2017 — 3 mins read WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! I think these “tell us about yourself” things on FB are kind of fun. However, I don’t think they go DEEP enough. FB is pretty superficial as it is. I say we take a giant leap forward in our internet consciousness and reveal ALL! Come on, no one is afraid of... More
HERE COMES THE UNFRIENDING!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 24, 2016 — 2 mins read HERE COMES THE UNFRIENDING!!! (LONG LONG POST WARNING)… Hey! I see lots of people talking about how they “unfriended” someone here on FB because the person said something that ran afoul of them. HOW NEAT! I didn’t know you could do that. So, I’m going to start unfriending people. With great relish too. Since I’m... More
I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit… By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2016 — 5 mins read I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit…I like these requests to list x number of albums or bands, etc… that had an impact on you(me in this case). Largely I like them because I like reading about other people’s influences and inspirations with respect to music. So, Mark Diehl,... More
44 random things about me By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2016 — 2 mins read I saw this on a friend of mine’s wall and it looked like fun. And I know ALL of you want to know ALL ABOUT ME. So I will tell you ALL these 44 random things about me before I turn into a flower. 1. Do you like blue cheese? It’s alright 2. Have you... More
LONG POST-PERSONAL INFORMATION:VERY KINKY!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on February 27, 2016 — 3 mins read LONG POST-PERSONAL INFORMATION:VERY KINKY!!!! Today I was tagged in a post that said, “In your status, list 12 albums that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t think too hard. They don’t have to be ‘right’ or ‘great’ records. Just ones that have touched you.” Thanks, Dave G Prewitt, for that. I have already... More