Glad to see another trend sweeping FB By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 1 min read We need trends. Here’s a list of 10 non-fiction books I have written but couldn’t get published. One of them is a lie, the rest are just tedious. How to Score With Babes When They Find You Repulsive When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window- A Christian Guide to Burglary Binge Your Way... More
The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart By Seamus O'Sparks on February 8, 2017 — 6 mins read VERY VERY LONG POST: The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart Today I’m going to be a good Facebooker…make that a good AMERICAN, and kvetch about something, after the fact, that I can’t effect change on, and I don’t have all the details/data about. I’m going to bitch... More
WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2017 — 3 mins read WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! I think these “tell us about yourself” things on FB are kind of fun. However, I don’t think they go DEEP enough. FB is pretty superficial as it is. I say we take a giant leap forward in our internet consciousness and reveal ALL! Come on, no one is afraid of... More
Well, we are a week out from the election By Seamus O'Sparks on November 16, 2016 — 1 min read Well, we are a week out from the election and the chips have fallen like morals in the great southern Babylon. After reading many things on Facebook and watching the news and hearing people and taking it all in, I think it’s time that we come together, as a nation, and take a moment to... More
I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups By Seamus O'Sparks on October 12, 2016 — 1 min read I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups. Someone posted a clip of Jon Stewart weighing in on obstructionist politics. One of the comments below the post was, and I’m directly quoting here, “Fuck that Jew.” One thing lead to another and I ended up suggesting to the “Fuck that Jew”... More
MESSAGE TO HUMANA INSURANCE By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2016 — 2 mins read MESSAGE TO HUMANA INSURANCE (LONG POST WARNING): Hello, Humana. My name is James Martin. I’m contacting you on Facebook because I couldn’t find an email for you anywhere…at least not without going through the rigamarole of “signing in” to your website. And I didn’t want to do that. As a client of yours, I don’t... More
HERE COMES THE UNFRIENDING!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 24, 2016 — 2 mins read HERE COMES THE UNFRIENDING!!! (LONG LONG POST WARNING)… Hey! I see lots of people talking about how they “unfriended” someone here on FB because the person said something that ran afoul of them. HOW NEAT! I didn’t know you could do that. So, I’m going to start unfriending people. With great relish too. Since I’m... More
I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit… By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2016 — 5 mins read I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit…I like these requests to list x number of albums or bands, etc… that had an impact on you(me in this case). Largely I like them because I like reading about other people’s influences and inspirations with respect to music. So, Mark Diehl,... More
Wiley Koepp is NOT JOINING THE NAVY By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2016 — 1 min read I’m afraid I must offer a sincere apology for any confusion that may have resulted from the posts yesterday. It turns out that Wiley Koepp is NOT JOINING THE NAVY. I misunderstood him, it seems, when he said he was joining the “Old Navy Birthday Club.” Yeah…apparently you can get good deals on some kick... More
Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page By Seamus O'Sparks on April 24, 2016 — 1 min read I just woke up to this notification from FB about a Chasca page post: “Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page. Boost it for $20.00 to reach up to 3,100 more people.” I’m glad our PENIS!!! is performing well. You bet I’d love for our PENIS!!! to reach up... More