Some people cut in front of me in line at the H.E.B. on Monday By Seamus O'Sparks on January 14, 2016 — 1 min read Some people cut in front of me in line at the H.E.B. on Monday. It was a slick maneuver they pulled, which I won’t describe, but it was definitely a cut. I took a moment, counted backwards from ten, dug deep, and with all the Buddha/Christ energy I could muster; I vomited all over them... More
Dogs of Jupiter-it’s Friday! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 3, 2014 — 1 min read Dogs of Jupiter-it’s Friday! Friday, my cryday, my hope I will not die day…I see you Friday(~) <–eye of Sauron. Even Sauron thanked Morgoth that it was Friday…take that nerds! Oh ATTN. NERDS. Question: who would when a fight between Batman and G.I. Joe’s Snake Eyes? I expect your answer on my desk at 9... More
BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2014 — 1 min read BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? I ate this stuff. It sucks. Why do we have it? Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE Chef Boyardee. When I was a kid they used to have these things called, Roller Coasters. Those were awesome. They were wavy pasta with meatballs. And those meatballs-mannnnn…I don’t know what is or was in... More
I see lots of people making political comments here on Facebook By Seamus O'Sparks on June 17, 2014 — 1 min read I see lots of people making political comments here on Facebook. It makes me curious about my own political views. I really don’t know which party I belong to or where I fall on the whole left/right spectrum. Maybe you can help me out. What are you-politically-if you believe in cocaine fueled pagan pan-sexual orgies... More
Just in time for Monday By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2014 — 1 min read Just in time for Monday-one of the more lighthearted songs about suicide that you may ever hear. The lyrics for this song probably did as much to influence my own stabs at verbal irreverence than anything else. Look ’em up! Genesis, 1971. More
Oh man, it’s a bad Good Friday… By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2014 — 1 min read Oh man, it’s a bad Good Friday…I keep having these terrible dreams about Sigourney Weaver. And she, like, totally keeps teasing me and getting me to take my clothes off and then laughing at me. Only last night I had a dream that I was Pontius Pilate #eccehomo and in that dream I had a... More
It’s time for another edition of WEDNESDAY FRIEND’S DAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 16, 2013 — 1 min read It’s time for another edition of WEDNESDAY FRIEND’S DAY! Today Chasca must give unlimited gratitude and recognition to our good friend Cammi L. Charms McCormick! Cammi has given us so much support and love that it makes me all a quiver. And she has plugged us on KLBJ on multiple occasions!!! If that wasn’t enough,... More
Most days I usually wake up nice and early, kiss both of my lovers By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2013 — 1 min read Most days I usually wake up nice and early, kiss both of my lovers-whoever they happen to be-gently on the cheeks(heh heh you bet that’s what I meant). I go open an orange soda and enjoy some of my beloved pornography. BUT-today is FRIDAY THE 13th!!!! And I’m very neurotic. I already lost a toe... More
It’s time for another WEDNESDAY FRIENDSDAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 11, 2013 — 1 min read It’s time for another WEDNESDAY FRIENDSDAY! I forgot last week because I have brain vapors. Now then, TODAY-we recognize the one and only NIX NOVA!!!!(Anarchic Applause!) Nix Nova is our very own Makeup artist, crew chief, promotions auxiliary, friend,cohort, sounding board, feedback coordinator, angel, miracle worker, wardrobe attendant, Shirley Temple sip provider, consultant, and all... More
And Friday is born! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 26, 2013 — 1 min read And Friday is born! BUT-Tomorrow night, at 11:30 pm CHASCA plays the Red Eyed Fly in Austin. We’re helping to celebrate Hey, Gurl’s one year anniversary!!! Hey,Gurl is an awesome band of awesome ladies and we always love it when we can share a stage with them! They play at 10:30 pm. It’s going to... More