Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking.

Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking. You know what else is totally awesome? Polyamory. Does anybody want to get together sometime and do some binge drinking and polyamory? I think it would be cool. People look cool when they do that … and when they smoke. I can’t do polyamory or binge drinking tomorrow, Thursday 3/31, because Chasca has a show at House of Rock in Corpus with Peelander-Z. I can’t do anything this Saturday, 4/2, because Chasca has a show at The Blackheart with Adrian Conner. It sucks being in a band because it never leaves me with enough time to do all the binge drinking and polyamory that I love so much. And if I did have time, I would just embarrrass myself again. How come all the binge drinkers and poly people laugh at me? At least I’m trying. Hell, even the wolfman likes to get his nipples rubbed on occasion. I think I’m going to eat some Prozac and throw rocks at a stream.