TOMORROW(11/14)-Chasca plays Swan Dive in Austin with The Red Direct/ Gogo Fuck Yourselves and Trashy And The Kid courtesy of Wicked Bad Concerts! And now, one of the worst poems EVER:

Organic Girl

Organic girl dropped by last night
For nothing in particular
Except to tell me again how beautiful and serene she feels
On uncooked vegetables and wheat germ fortified by bean sprouts
Mixed with yeast and egg whites on really big days
She not only meditates regularly, but looks at me like I should
And lectures me about meat and ice cream
And other aggressive foods I shouldn’t eat.

-Suzanne Somers (1980)