Oink-the girl and I are gonna watch the movie M*A*S*H*

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 7, 2015 — 1 min read

Then she wants to get into some naked roly-orgy-poly-polly business. Anyone down for some pagan/Baroque/ring in the spring fa la la-just say so… Otherwise, we’ll put those beads and that Coleridge poetry to good use our own damn selves. Nothing beats being a Superstential libertine… Well, few things do…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.