I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 27, 2014 — 1 min read

I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction. I know North Korea is behind this. I just want to express myself artistically and let my work stand for itself. Now it can’t stand. It just kinda’ bounces. Maybe James Franco can help me?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.