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Ulysses Deranged

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 19, 2017 — 1 min read

Maybe he’s a hero That’s what some people say But you wouldn’t know it by looking at him Not with those pig eyes And blood crusted ears How could this geek be responsible for destroying Troy He gibbers and eats flies He stinks Do you know who I’m talking about Ulysses-the germ He of the... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.