Ulysses Deranged By Seamus O'Sparks on September 19, 2017 — 1 min read Maybe he’s a hero That’s what some people say But you wouldn’t know it by looking at him Not with those pig eyes And blood crusted ears How could this geek be responsible for destroying Troy He gibbers and eats flies He stinks Do you know who I’m talking about Ulysses-the germ He of the... More