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I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read

I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there. Apparently my Tongan isn’t what it used to be because the woman and I got crossways with each other and she told me how the cow ate the cabbage. So now, in Tonga, it would appear that everyone considers me the coward of the... More

Life is full of rejections

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2014 — 2 mins read

Life is full of rejections-so have FUN with it! A U.K. magazine just rejected my short story, ‘The X-Mas Miracle.’ That means that all of my submissions were rejected. OINK! I had to write them back to thank them for their time: Hi Dan, Thanks for the kind notice of rejection. I appreciate you taking... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.