I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there. Apparently my Tongan isn’t what it used to be because the woman and I got crossways with each other and she told me how the cow ate the cabbage. So now, in Tonga, it would appear that everyone considers me the coward of the... More
Life is full of rejections By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2014 — 2 mins read Life is full of rejections-so have FUN with it! A U.K. magazine just rejected my short story, ‘The X-Mas Miracle.’ That means that all of my submissions were rejected. OINK! I had to write them back to thank them for their time: Hi Dan, Thanks for the kind notice of rejection. I appreciate you taking... More