PLEASE READ: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING (non-sensual) THING I HAVE EVER DONE! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 10, 2014 — 1 min read PLEASE READ: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING (non-sensual) THING I HAVE EVER DONE! People–I just made a breakthrough of epic proportions! Using my skills as a historian, knowledge of literary devices, and continuing studies of Anthropology and Theology I have finally found the key to reconciling the Creation Vs. Evolution schism. After scrutinizing the Book... More
I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people By Seamus O'Sparks on January 18, 2014 — 1 min read I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people. Did you know that’s absolutely correct. Guns don’t kill people. That’s why there were no guns in the bible times. And in the bible the good guys always killed the bad guys… except for that one time…but even then, NO GUNS KILLED ANYBODY, messiah or... More
I was on the bus yesterday and I had to go pee so very bad By Seamus O'Sparks on March 26, 2013 — 1 min read I was on the bus yesterday and I had to go pee so very bad. SO VERY BAD! In my head that Foreigner song, “Urgent” kept playing. Occasionally interspersed with “Juke Box Hero.” But only because that song KICKS A$$! So the bus was stuck in heavy traffic and I was about to become a... More