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Stay Away from People

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read

Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More

Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2016 — 1 min read

Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot I don’t fear not being able to sleep Nor do I fear thinking the downward thoughts Even the real crazy ones For instance: I don’t fear considering the arrival of the Anti-Christ But this is largely because the Jews (whom I like) Are still in business That tribe... More

I have a new job, although it will not be super long term

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2016 — 1 min read

I have a new job, although it will not be super long term. I’m a medieval peasant! And I love it! I carry bundles of wood and brush, and dig holes, plant things, carry burdens: basic toil. IT’S THE BEST!!! I’m outside on a bucolic and sylvan scape with trees and meadows and birds and... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.