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You know what people really don’t much care for?

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 11, 2016 — 1 min read

You know what people really don’t much care for? My smart ass comments on their sincere posts. And I don’t blame them. Oscar Wilde used to make “smart ass” comments. You saw where that landed him…Ye Ole Pillory…how’s that for frivolity? I’m going to the desert for a couple of days to eat bugs and... More

I had a really weird dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2016 — 1 min read

I had a really weird dream last night (well, this morning). I dreamt that I was at work and I called the Austin Chronicle about taking out an advertisement. I talked to this girl and asked her how much they would charge if she (or someone there) would just hold hands with me. I was... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.