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It’s the little things that make life such a wonderful gift

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 15, 2014 — 1 min read

RISE AND SMOOTH AND SHINE (rinse and repeat) It’s the little things that make life such a wonderful gift. Here’s an example-I was having a nice shower this morning (not one of those wire brush Karen Silkwood screamers like we usually have around here at the shelter). It was so nice and I was exfoliating... More

I drank some Dr. Hammond’s Brain and Nerve Tonic last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 26, 2013 — 1 min read

Uh, I drank some Dr. Hammond’s Brain and Nerve Tonic last night and now I smell terrible. Does anybody have any advice? Please? I’ve taken three showers and a bath in milk and nothing will get rid of this stink. I can’t go to work smelling like this. Please help. I also found a head... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.