I feel insane By Seamus O'Sparks on December 20, 2013 — 1 min read I feel insane. Does anybody wanna’ come over and drink dirty water and take our shirts off and watch Caligula with me? More
Duck Dynasty By Seamus O'Sparks on December 19, 2013 — 1 min read Oh my God I can’t help it, I’ve got to jump on the bandwagon-in my own greasy way… All this Duck Dynasty stuff is making me cranky. Does anybody want to come over and drink rye and take our shirts off and watch Deliverance with me? White people are weird… More
I feel horny By Seamus O'Sparks on December 19, 2013 — 1 min read I feel horny. Who wants to come pop some pills, take our shirts off, and watch Tron with me? More
I’m depressed again By Seamus O'Sparks on December 11, 2013 — 1 min read I’m depressed again. Does anyone want to come over and drink Michelob and take our shirts off and watch Nell? More
By Seamus O'Sparks on December 10, 2013 — 1 min read I feel depressed…Does anybody want to come drink vermouth, take off our shirts, and watch Out of Africa? More
Happy Thanksgiving!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on November 29, 2013 — 1 min read Happy Thanksgiving!!! If they ever make a movie about what went on in my world today, it ought to be called, “THEY CAME TO EAT LIKE HOGS.” Now it’s time to enjoy the Big Pigskin Classic and then later my brother-n-law promised me we could take our shirts off and sit on the couch drinking... More
I was just looking at he pictures of myself with no shirt By Seamus O'Sparks on June 29, 2011 — 1 min read I was just looking at he pictures of myself with no shirt. Santa Maria! Who am I kidding? That’s the last time I perform topless for a long time. I need to cut the carbs, hit the weights, and show a little bit more respect for our audience before I try to prance about like... More