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Ode on a Rotten Tooth

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 21, 2016 — 1 min read

Everyone loves high minded poetry on FB, so here is something I did that will KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT!!! Ode on a Rotten Tooth Thou still enameled bride of mastication Thou muncher of carrots and slow time Dentin historian, who does express A pearly tale more dulcet than This Rhyme What crowning legends haunts about... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.