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You know what? Some days, I’m a fat fu*kin’ genius

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 24, 2015 — 1 min read

You know what? Some days, I’m a fat fu*kin’ genius…who am I kidding-MOST DAYS! And today is NO different. I think I solved that little Syrian refugee issue/thing. Here’s my plan: we agree to take ALL of the Syrian refugees provided Syria agrees to take ALL of the Duggars. Boom! What’s so hard about this... More

I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 18, 2014 — 1 min read

I see lots of slogans about guns not killing people. Did you know that’s absolutely correct. Guns don’t kill people. That’s why there were no guns in the bible times. And in the bible the good guys always killed the bad guys… except for that one time…but even then, NO GUNS KILLED ANYBODY, messiah or... More

Today is the actual Mardi Gras

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Today is the actual Mardi Gras. I hope you all have a very nice fat Tuesday, but please be careful. Please, please, please, please, please be careful. One time, me and my friend drove our motorcycles from L.A. to N.O. to celebrate the Mardi Gras. Oh, the adventures we had along the way! We got... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.