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Tag: Queen Elizabeth

Stay Away from People

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read

Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More

FRIENDS-I am excited!

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 4, 2016 — 1 min read

FRIENDS-I am excited! You all know that I almost never get involved in politics. However, this mean season has prompted me to action. Consequently, I will be running for President of the United States!!! I will be running as a monarchist and as a member of the Neo-Loyalist Party. My platform is simple: when elected... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.