The political circus is hard to watch with children around By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2016 — 1 min read The political circus is hard to watch with children around. In light of the recent sexually charged news and while watching the presidential debate last night, I had to explain to my young son, Ignacio, what an asshole is. More
So far watching this debate makes me wish that we could have BOTH the candidates as president!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 27, 2016 — 1 min read So far watching this debate makes me wish that we could have BOTH the candidates as president!!! I’ve had two wives at the same time, why can’t we have TWO awesome presidents!!! We’re big enough people to embrace POLITICAL BIGAMY 2016!!! More
So I ate a few Ritalin By Seamus O'Sparks on December 16, 2015 — 1 min read So I ate a few Ritalin (Ritalins?), I’m watching the Republican debate (J.V. round), and it totally hits me: instead of calling the American Civil War the “War Between the States” shouldn’t it be called the “War Among the States?” I hate to be “that guy” but when I’m president history masquerading as poor grammar... More