Autumn Bottom – Golden Years My Ass By Seamus O'Sparks on April 29, 2017 — 1 min read I was at the eye doctor the other day. I was diagnosed with presbyopia. I’ve always felt uncomfortable around Presbyterians but I was shocked to learn that I have a fear of them. I had no idea optometry could diagnose such things. I guess the doc could see disdain for Presbyterians in my eyes…. I... More