FRIENDS-I am excited! By Seamus O'Sparks on August 4, 2016 — 1 min read FRIENDS-I am excited! You all know that I almost never get involved in politics. However, this mean season has prompted me to action. Consequently, I will be running for President of the United States!!! I will be running as a monarchist and as a member of the Neo-Loyalist Party. My platform is simple: when elected... More
Let’s play a game called, “convert the heathen.” By Seamus O'Sparks on June 8, 2016 — 1 min read Let’s play a game called, “convert the heathen.” You see, I’m starting to notice lots of political talk in the air. In these muddled times, it’s hard to know what to think. I’m inviting all of YOU to come try and convince me that the candidate YOU are supporting for POTUS should get my support.... More