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HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 1, 2016 — 1 min read

HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD: Chasca is included in the Austin Chronicle list of 10 FREAKS and GEEKS to REDEFINE Austin Music! What an HONOR! I’m especially thrilled about us being mentioned alongside Attic Ted and THE BEAUMONTS. That’s 3 San Marcos acts whose freaky geekness reeks all the way up in Austin. GO 78666…... More

Seamus O Sparks at Church of Scientology Portland.

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 14, 2013 — 1 min read

Oh crumbs, I came in to take a leak and ended up staying for a free audit… Turns out I’m crawling with Thetans… And crabs. They told me they could help me with both and I got a free Battlefield Earth T-Shirt. Forward my mail, it looks like I may be here awhile… More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.