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Stay Away from People

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read

Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More

Judi Dalton and I are getting along FAMOUSLY!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 19, 2015 — 1 min read

Judi Dalton and I are getting along FAMOUSLY! We’re sending messages to each other here on FB.Despite the one side dimension of the conversation, I feel like we’re really connecting. Here’s where we’re at: Hi Judi, Let’s roast and eat long-pig together. I want to talk “friends” talk with you. Maybe we can take a... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.