SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More
I was feeling the shakes…the dark ones… By Seamus O'Sparks on July 13, 2016 — 1 min read I was feeling the shakes…the dark ones…the ones that come from the basement of that rotten palace of wisdom. I was shakey(sic) and picking up refuse and filling a wheelbarrow and it was hotter than Oscar Wilde with a hard-on for Ganymede. Sun and debris and detox and the stink of heat on garbage and... More
You know what people really don’t much care for? By Seamus O'Sparks on May 11, 2016 — 1 min read You know what people really don’t much care for? My smart ass comments on their sincere posts. And I don’t blame them. Oscar Wilde used to make “smart ass” comments. You saw where that landed him…Ye Ole Pillory…how’s that for frivolity? I’m going to the desert for a couple of days to eat bugs and... More
I got paid the ultimate compliment after one of the recent Chasca shows By Seamus O'Sparks on July 23, 2014 — 1 min read I got paid the ultimate compliment after one of the recent Chasca shows. Somebody told me, ‘Dude, you’re like Vince Neil. But with a sense of humor.’ Wow! It’s the closest anybody has ever come to telling me that I reminded them of Oscar Wilde… More
Happy Boxing Day! By Seamus O'Sparks on December 26, 2013 — 1 min read Happy Boxing Day! My family just got through celebrating. Mom won this year…again. She might not have much reach, but damn if she can’t always find a way to get inside and work the body. My poor nephew is going to be pissing blood for a month. Mom takes cheap shots… Never gets called for... More
One Hundred and Eleven years ago today By Seamus O'Sparks on November 30, 2011 — 1 min read One Hundred and Eleven years ago today, Oscar Wilde died. Wahhhh!!!! And he took his cinnamon wit and charm with him. And the prudes of the world were so content with themselves with their high morals and low brows. November 30th, 1900-and everyone was all smiles about the 20th century…Little did they know what was... More
Rod Stewart’s at it again By Seamus O'Sparks on July 26, 2011 — 1 min read Rod Stewart’s at it again. He came over last night and his arse was filled with napalm. He told me that transcendental poetry was a bunch of hooey. I asked him what he thought of Walt Whitman. He said “Whitman couldn’t find kicks in a football(English) match!” I told him that Oscar Wilde kissed Whitman.... More
Happy Valentines Day! By Seamus O'Sparks on February 14, 2011 — 1 min read Happy Valentines Day! A Chasca show is alot like love in that after a while it gets on your nerves. Hey! Kisses and hugs and remember that the key to loving for as long as you live is staying single. Many Thanks To Oscar Wilde More