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By far my favorite Olympic event is synchronized showering

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 8, 2016 — 1 min read

By far my favorite Olympic event is synchronized showering. Can’t wait for the Swedish team…filthy Swedes 😈 More

It’s Olympic time again and the band has Olympic Fever!

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2012 — 1 min read

It’s Olympic time again and the band has Olympic Fever! In honor of the 30th Olympiad Chasca will be hosting its own special sporting festival. That’s right Chasca brings you the first ever Erotic Olympics! There will be such events as: Water Sports Polo, Public Nudity Legal Hurdles, Put the shot where?, Frisky Discus, The... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.