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I Print Therefore I Am – Screw Shifting Tenses – Are You With Me Doctor Wu????

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2017 — 3 mins read

I set up a new printer today. The process just about finished the both of us off. I’m something of a luddite-this is important for later…and now. I bought, or tried to, the least fancy most basic printer available. I told the guy at the printer store, “Let’s pretend like I’m just some dilettante alcoholic... More

Hey, the band-chasca- is going to play in Laredo and Brownsville this weekend

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 11, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, the band-chasca- is going to play in Laredo and Brownsville this weekend. Since we’re going to be hugging the Mexican border I’m gonna’ need some extra scratch, you know, just in case I gotta’ jam. Does anybody want to buy some nude pix of Christine McVie? Taken during the Tusk era (not by me)... More

UH OH-someone reported this orgy photo for nudity!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 21, 2014 — 1 min read

UH OH-someone reported this orgy photo for nudity!!! I didn’t initially see any naked, but on closer inspection I do think I see a nipple. A NIPPLE!!! I’m sorry that God created nipples. I’m honored to have been reported and just a little mystified that it’s taken this long, what with all the sodomy and... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.