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I was drinking out of the toilet in the men’s room last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 31, 2012 — 1 min read

I was drinking out of the toilet in the men’s room last night. It was at a place called The Dusty Ogre. It’s my favorite hang out y’all. I can say things there like, “Crack is whack” and “Get you some!” And people get it, you know? So in walks this chubby woman with an... More

Did you all know that after every show the Chasca boys go unwind at Taco Billy’s

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 30, 2012 — 1 min read

Did you all know that after every show the Chasca boys go unwind at Taco Billy’s? We get tasty taco’s with all the toppings from Taco Billy’s. Sometimes we get their isolated pickles and liquiqueso. Mmmmmmm boy, we can just taste those fresh Taco Billy’s hand slapped farm swiped taco fillings. And Taco Billy’s is... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.