CAVEAT EMPTOR! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2012 — 1 min read CAVEAT EMPTOR! Do not get your Halloween pumpkins from that place-St. Maurice’s Home For Troubled Pumpkins. These pumpkins are BAD! I got one there a week ago. Let me put it this way, you don’t carve these pumpkins-these pumpkins carve you. I took home this cute little blonde pumpkin with big blue eyes. It was... More