I once loved a girl… By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2017 — 1 min read I once loved a girl who was Finnish During sex she would not let me finish Her manner was mannish I cursed her in Spanish Then rubbed one out into her spinach More
This looked like a fun study break… By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read Using only ONE word… It’s not as easy as you think! Where is your phone? Here Your hair? Lackluster Your dad? Dead Your favorite food? Caloric Your dream last night? Wet Your favorite drink? Horchata Fear? Hillbillies Favorite Shoes? Heels Favorite way to relax? Masturbate Your mood? Irritable I love? Tits Where were you last... More
The Bones of Cuauhtémoc By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2017 — 28 mins read The Bones of Cuauhtémoc -He dreams and dreams Kiko and the lavender moon- An hour out of Laredo we stopped for gas at an all-night convenience store. We were heading towards Brownsville Texas on US Route 83. The van smelled like stale sweat, salted nuts, and sour farts. That was the way rock n roll... More
Free Enterprise By Seamus O'Sparks on March 7, 2017 — 1 min read Thanks to those folks who requested a rant from me… I appreciate your appreciation of my fractured gibberish. I haven’t really been in a ranting kind of mood lately-I figure between the wire tapping falderal and North Korea’s interballistic hard on, we should just about get finished off any day now…so rant shmant Adam Ant.... More
WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2017 — 3 mins read WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! I think these “tell us about yourself” things on FB are kind of fun. However, I don’t think they go DEEP enough. FB is pretty superficial as it is. I say we take a giant leap forward in our internet consciousness and reveal ALL! Come on, no one is afraid of... More
Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie By Seamus O'Sparks on July 24, 2014 — 1 min read Herculean thanks to Johnny Goudie for having Junior Scott and myself over to chat and ruminate about this and that for his podcast! That should be coming out in a couple of weeks-we’ll keep you posted! I really opened up about myself. Oh Seamus! Seamus cries when he gets drunk, Seamus hates weddings, Seamus thinks... More