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Well, I finally know why I have been experiencing so much trouble doing things I love

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 24, 2016 — 1 min read

Well, I finally know why I have been experiencing so much trouble doing things I love such as boxing, check signing, archery, love making, punch rugs, and hand bells. Turns out, according to the doctor, both of my hands are non dominant. No cure, either… More

I just went to my favorite sandwich shop in Austin…

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 10, 2015 — 1 min read

I just went to my favorite sandwich shop in Austin and I got my usual: 40 inch turtle on hardtack. It was delicious. I also got chips, but not pork rinds. I looked at the pork rinds and on the bag it said, ‘Combining the best tasting ingredients with rich pride.’ So, I looked at... More

Man, rough visit at the doctor’s

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 4, 2014 — 1 min read

Man, rough visit at the doctor’s. I got my tests back. I’ve been diagnosed with “Restless Penis Syndrome.” My physician broke the news to me in a laconic manner. Then we made love… More