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HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 1, 2016 — 1 min read

HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD: Chasca is included in the Austin Chronicle list of 10 FREAKS and GEEKS to REDEFINE Austin Music! What an HONOR! I’m especially thrilled about us being mentioned alongside Attic Ted and THE BEAUMONTS. That’s 3 San Marcos acts whose freaky geekness reeks all the way up in Austin. GO 78666…... More

I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 27, 2014 — 1 min read

I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction. I know North Korea is behind this. I just want to express myself artistically and let my work stand for itself. Now it can’t stand. It just kinda’ bounces. Maybe James Franco can help me? More