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Well I finally did it! I invented the product that is going to make me millions

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 7, 2014 — 1 min read

Well I finally did it! I invented the product that is going to make me millions. Now I can fund my band, smite my enemies, get that surgery, and roll high with the women. Man it’s gonna’ be fun. Oh, and what is this invention? THE LUNCHICLE…That’s right- Lunchicle: Lunch on a stick you’ll love... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.