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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 14, 2013 — 1 min read

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Today we celebrate when St. Valentine’s was born and how he drove the romantics out of Ireland and into the sea. And if you’re a good lover Valerie the Valentine will come and leave you pornography under your shoes while you’re fast asleep. Remember, all is fair... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.