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I was rappin’ with the Lady Death

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 14, 2012 — 1 min read

I was rappin’ with the Lady Death, and she was giving me static because she thinks I am too plump to fit into my St. Paddy’s Day stage costume. I told her she was daft if she thought I was motivated by vanity. She bit my neck and told me that Socrates used to say... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.