Many years ago the good folks at FAIRFAX CRYOBANK wrote me a nice letter By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2014 — 1 min read Many years ago the good folks at FAIRFAX CRYOBANK wrote me a nice letter inviting me to become a sperm donor. Here was my response: Gentleman, Your letter indicates that the need for gametes is urgent. Boys, you have found your Spindletop! I’m so gamete replete that on the street I’m called, ‘Gamete Pete.’ I... More